(June 7) Well, that was definitely a really long break. I feel all rested up and ready to blog. Anyways, just 2 more posts. I'll do another random topic post sort of thing.
Random topic post part 1
You remember Captain Obvious? I've found that there is also one other superhero that goes with Captain Obvious. That would be Captain Understatement. Quotes from Captain Understatement (Because they are just so awesome):
“Chuck Norris jokes have been used to the point that I would agree with minor assertion that they're beginning to lose some of their humor.”
“I have a slight habit of occasionally understating certain matters.”
“I've heard that velociraptors can be somewhat dangerous. ”
“He doesn't quite live up to his reputation.”
“I assume, from what records show, that he was not the kindest of gentlemen.”
“This page might be pushing the envelope for the number of quotes suitable for an Uncyclopedia article”
“It was a bit loud.”
“Twilight was absolutely terrible and Avatar was excellent!”
“That took a while”Not Random Topic Post Part 2...
Because this is Random Topic Post Part 2. Obviously.
Anyways, I'm blank. I'm going to think about this. In the meantime, I'll search for other people on Uncyclopedia. Because it's that awesome.
*searching*
CAPTAIN SARCASM. No, I don't think it's me. Shh...don't tell anyone this, but I'm his sidekick.
NO....REALLY?
Anyways, here's the first few lines in his article.
- If you were looking for Captain Obvious, you really know your way around Uncyclopedia.
- If you were looking for real information well done! You've found it!!.
Of all the superheroes out there, Captain Sarcasm may just be the most sarcastic.
“No, really?”
More quotes from him (also from Uncyclopedia)
No...of course it isn't. Just because the first few lines of is article mentions Uncyclopedia, doesn't mean that these quotes are from Uncyclopedia, too, right?
“With such wonderful people like you hard at work, it's a wonder we haven't invented a better mousetrap or something that will benefit all humanity, by now. ”
“This article is so not ripping off the Captain Obvious article.”
“Yeah, I really get along with these people.”
“No, this guy is actually pretty profound...”
Oh, here's a little Captain Understatement to go with him.
“I think he's a little sarcastic.”
Don't forget Captain Obvious.
“He's called Captain Sarcasm because he's always so sarcastic!”
“No! How the hell did you know that?!?! You're a freakin' genius!”
“Drop and give me 20”
“Yeah, that quote made a LOT of sense.”How interesting. Moving on?
Not random topic post 3....
Because this is random topic post 3.
This is getting somewhat cliché.
~ Captain Obvious
No...it's not cliché at all...
~ Captain Sarcasm
Anyways, what's topic number three?
The Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"
Well, they're the 4 people (3 mentioned before) that are somewhat annoying. Oh, sorry, that was Captain Understatement. Anyways, the four people are Captain Obvious, Captain Understatement, Captain Sarcasm, and Captain Oblivious.
“Yeah, we really have horses.”
“I am Captain Obvious. He is Captain Sarcasm, he is Captain Oblivious, and he is Captain Understatement, and we make us the Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"!”
“I don't really do much in the group.”
“No! You're so important! We can't do anything without you!”
“Wait, what? Hmm? ”
Well, I suppose I'm done. Good night.
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WOW... So epic.... By the way, Oscar, you know we don't have to blog this month right? However, keep going because this is just funny!
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