Best and Worst Songs (In MY (Not Your) Opinion)

HELLO THERE! I AM REPORTING ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND IT'S VERY COLD AND WINDY. Ahem....my bad. I'm not outside. I'm not a weather reporter. I don't plan on being a weather reporter. I don't like snow. I ESPECIALLY don't like being outside in the snow. It's WAY too cold. I like autumn. Not too cold. I don't like spring because....hey...this isn't about music. Okay...let's begin before I waste any more words. This shall be about the best and worst songs over the period of...ever. Remember, this is my opinion. The opinions and views expressed here do not necessarily represent those of the other classmates. In fact, I'm pretty sure that no one has the same opinions as me. So, we'll start with the top 3 songs of Oscar's opinion. So! HERE ARE MY TOP 3 SONGS!!!!!

3. Hyper Music-Muse

Hyper Music is great. It has this upbeat guitar tune that I can't get enough of. Basically all the reason that I've placed this 3rd.

2. Hit the Floor-Linkin Park

The chorus is really catchy. Here's the chorus, but you'll probably need to actually hear the song to get what I mean.

(One minute you're on top)
The next you're not, watch it drop
(Making your heart stop)
Just before you hit the floor
(One minute you're on top)
Next you're not, missed your shot
(Making you're heart stop)
You think you've won
(And then its all gone)

Like I said, you'll need to actually hear it, but some of you might not like it. My opinion, of course. Next!!!! NUMBER 1!!

1. Uprising-Muse

I don't know why I like it so much, but I just do. But the chorus is pretty good.

So that was my top 3! Next up, since 3 just won't cut it, I've made the top 10 worst songs. This is where most of you will disagree. It's been tough, but here it is.

10. TiK ToK-Ke$ha

The song isn't bad, but isn't good. It's not the song that's put TiK ToK into number 10. It's the music video. SHE LOOKS DRUNK. Also, I've seen the video about 5 times thanks to my sister, so that doesn't make it any better.

9. 7 Things-Miley Cyrus

You don't need to sing about the 7 things you hate about him. If you don't like him, JUST DUMP THE GUY. Simple enough? I think so. NEXT!

8. The Climb-Miley Cyrus

Once again, it's mainly the video that put this song in its place. I mean, why do you need to need to take off your coat and your boots? If you take off your boots, then your feet get hurt from climbing. Leaving the case doesn't really help either. Your guitar wouldn't be protected! Now, we don't want that to happen right? Exactly. NEXT!

7. SOS-Jonas Brothers

Ahem...calling for an SOS just because some girl broke up with you or whatever isn't needed. Just get over it. I mean, you don't need Save Our Souls. Your souls will mend sooner or later.

6. Love Bug-Jonas Brothers

You know, I didn't think that the Jonas Brothers were half bad a long time ago. Now, they've got all this mushy stuff, and it's ruined them. I mean, LOVE BUG? I'll leave it at that. Just remember...a bug of love doesn't exist.

5. Party in the USA-Miley Cyrus

The song isn't good, and the music video made it worse. A US flag just comes out of no where. GOOD WORK. You know, 8 year old girls look up to you. You're supposed to be a role model. You're outfit doesn't really help with that.

4. First Dance-Justin Bieber

I don't like Justin Bieber. His music just isn't good, but Usher ALMOST made it better. Almost.


We're almost done! Now, here comes the top 3 worst songs EVER! In my opinion, of course. Guess who they're all by?

3. One Less Lonely Girl-Justin Bieber

Like I said before, his music isn't any good, BUT THE MUSIC VIDEO. That's just sad. I mean, you send a girl on a treasure hunt just so they can get their scarf back, and besides, if you have one less lonely girl, then what about the rest of the lonely girls? They will just feel even more lonely.

2. Love Me-Justin Bieber

I'm pretty sure that you have enough girls loving you. You don't need any more. I'll leave it at that.

FINALLY, NUMBER 1!! It is......

1. One Time-Justin Bieber

There are so many things wrong with this. We'll start with the song. Didn't you say that you were going to say it ONE TIME? Not one thousand times? Okay, that was a little exaggerated, but he did say it a lot of times. Also, how old is he? 15? 16? His voice is so high, you'd doubt he's hit puberty yet. Now, the music video. What's with all the pointing? Pointing is rude, you know. All those hand gestures just make the video weird.

That's all! I hope you've enjoyed my post, although all the Bieber fans will hate me. Actually, they already do hate me. I guess that's all. I'll post in the New Year, perhaps even New Year's Day. BYE!