Sunday, September 19, 2010
New School Year
Yes, as everyone knows, we do not need to blog just yet. It doesn't matter. IT'S BLOGGING TIME AGAIN! I'm blogging mostly because I'm bored. Yes, I'm very bored, it's a big shocker. Anyways, welcome back to the blog, because it's been months. That's all for know, I guess.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Weekly Recommendation: Week 14
Hello, my friend is back. I shall not introduce him. I'm too lazy. His name is Richie by the way. Short for Richard. Anyways, I'll hand the keyboard over to him now.
K so I did the Chasing Cars one like 7 weeks back or whenever, and well I'm here to do another one.
Um, for this week I'm going to do a song by Oasis, though I'm 100% sure no one will like it. It's Champagne Supernova, and it's 7 minutes long. Um.... it was only released in the US as a single and I think it's played on the radio. Sometimes
But anyways, it's epic so yeah.
youtube.com/searchitupyourself k?
Lyrics:
Lyrics. Obviously.
Well yeah
but seriously if you really want a song you'll like, then go listen to On My Own by Hedley.
Well, it's back to me, Oscar, and that was a random way to end the year. How nice. Have a good life, everybody. I'll possibly see you school next year.
GOODBYE!!
Signed-Oscar
K so I did the Chasing Cars one like 7 weeks back or whenever, and well I'm here to do another one.
Um, for this week I'm going to do a song by Oasis, though I'm 100% sure no one will like it. It's Champagne Supernova, and it's 7 minutes long. Um.... it was only released in the US as a single and I think it's played on the radio. Sometimes
But anyways, it's epic so yeah.
youtube.com/searchitupyourself k?
Lyrics:
Lyrics. Obviously.
Well yeah
but seriously if you really want a song you'll like, then go listen to On My Own by Hedley.
Well, it's back to me, Oscar, and that was a random way to end the year. How nice. Have a good life, everybody. I'll possibly see you school next year.
GOODBYE!!
Signed-Oscar
Monday, June 21, 2010
Weekly Recommendation: Week 13
Oh look, a superstition of the unlucky number 13. Hm....what shall I be doing to celebrate this....
Ha, I knew it. Wait...is it alternative? Give me a second. No, it's rock. Oh, whatever. This is an unlucky exception, okay? It works with the week number. DevilDriver this is.
HA! That was funny. No, I was just kidding. I wonder, if you are even reading this. Anyways, the real recommendation. Gorillaz? Yes, they are gorillas. No, they aren't, but they're pretty good. I think the fact that they aren't gorillas makes them sound good already.
Feel Good Inc.
Ha, I knew it. Wait...is it alternative? Give me a second. No, it's rock. Oh, whatever. This is an unlucky exception, okay? It works with the week number. DevilDriver this is.
Unlucky 13
Walk under ladders
Shatter seven mirrors
They say that's bad luck
For seven years
So, drink your glasses
But not at midnight
Salt over your shoulder
Into the fury!
Goes through with insecure
Goes through with insecure
I laugh at hearses roll by
Never look in the evil eye
Hold my breath in cemeteries
Many ill wishes for my enemies
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky 13
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
Lay under tin roofs
While lightning strikes
Not afraid
To rule the night
So many black cats
That cross my path
It gives me power
To work my wrath
I've knocked on wood
As the clock strikes twelve
This is the hour
When all the spirits dwell
I laugh at hearses roll by
Never look in the evil eye
Hold my breath in cemeteries
Many ill wishes for my enemies
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky 13
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
Yeah, you!
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky thirteen
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
This unlucky life
This unlucky life
Unlucky thirteen
Shatter seven mirrors
They say that's bad luck
For seven years
So, drink your glasses
But not at midnight
Salt over your shoulder
Into the fury!
Goes through with insecure
Goes through with insecure
I laugh at hearses roll by
Never look in the evil eye
Hold my breath in cemeteries
Many ill wishes for my enemies
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky 13
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
Lay under tin roofs
While lightning strikes
Not afraid
To rule the night
So many black cats
That cross my path
It gives me power
To work my wrath
I've knocked on wood
As the clock strikes twelve
This is the hour
When all the spirits dwell
I laugh at hearses roll by
Never look in the evil eye
Hold my breath in cemeteries
Many ill wishes for my enemies
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky 13
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
Yeah, you!
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Cease fire, seize the day
I rue the day that you were made
Go ahead and get it off your chest
With luck you may survive
The guillotine
Nothing's what it seems
Unlucky thirteen
Nothing's what it seems
With the number thirteen
This unlucky life
This unlucky life
Unlucky thirteen
So....screamo....I'm not even kidding. Ok, link.
Enjoy, even though, you probably won't.
HA! That was funny. No, I was just kidding. I wonder, if you are even reading this. Anyways, the real recommendation. Gorillaz? Yes, they are gorillas. No, they aren't, but they're pretty good. I think the fact that they aren't gorillas makes them sound good already.
Feel Good Inc.
Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don’t know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see.
You won't get out the county, 'cos you're damn ass free.
You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, I gotta kiss, because I don’t get sleep, no...
*BEEP*
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever, Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' em up like ass cracks,
Ladies ponies at the track
It's my chocolate attack.
****, I'm stepping in heart of this here
Care bear bumpin' in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahaa.
Yo, we go ghost town,
This Motown,
With your sound
You win the blink.
Gon' bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
So don’t stop, get it, get it
Until you're cheddar header.
Watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahahaa!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
(Wait about 24 seconds until he starts singing again)
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?
Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa
Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahhahahahaa
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don’t know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see.
You won't get out the county, 'cos you're damn ass free.
You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, I gotta kiss, because I don’t get sleep, no...
*BEEP*
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever, Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?
Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' em up like ass cracks,
Ladies ponies at the track
It's my chocolate attack.
****, I'm stepping in heart of this here
Care bear bumpin' in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahaa.
Yo, we go ghost town,
This Motown,
With your sound
You win the blink.
Gon' bite the dust
Can't fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
So don’t stop, get it, get it
Until you're cheddar header.
Watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahahaa!
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
(Wait about 24 seconds until he starts singing again)
Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?
Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa
Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahhahahahaa
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it, Feel good
Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
You might want to watch out, there's swearing. Link? Feel Good Inc.-Gorillaz
The music video scares me. A lot. Just warning you. Oh, another warning, the band is actually virtual, like, with comic book characters. Created by a group of people. It's pretty amazing how they do all that though. Just telling you. Bye. For real this time.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Weekly Recommendation: Week 12
Well, I just have a few more weeks of this torture-I mean- fun, left. Well, it is pretty torturous, to do this ENDLESSLY. It's not endlessly, but you get the point. I have 3 weeks, including this one. Now, what shall I choose for recommendifying? No, that is not a word, but it still is pretty awesome. Anyways, on to the thinking process.
Step 1: Open iTunes.
Step 2: Go to www.youtube.com
Step 3: Find something alternative from a music artist that I have not shown to you yet. (By the way, according to iTunes, Linkin Park is indeed, alternative, but, I won't use Linkin Park)
Step 4: Show it to you (even though this isn't happening anytime soon)
Oh...Nirvana. SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT, EH?
Step 1: Open iTunes.
Step 2: Go to www.youtube.com
Step 3: Find something alternative from a music artist that I have not shown to you yet. (By the way, according to iTunes, Linkin Park is indeed, alternative, but, I won't use Linkin Park)
Step 4: Show it to you (even though this isn't happening anytime soon)
Oh...Nirvana. SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT, EH?
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey, yay
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial, a denial
A denial
Well that was rather teen spirit-ish. Great. Oh, link. Give me a second to go on youtube and get a link for which you will listen to the music to these lyrics. That sounded...weird.
Notice how people wore Converse in 1991.
Good night. Even though it's not even 8:00 yet. Still, you get the point.
Bye, now.
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
One or two more posts...eh?
Well, that was fast. The year's almost over. That's all I can think of for now. Give me a break. Like, a really long break. (June 5)
(June 7) Well, that was definitely a really long break. I feel all rested up and ready to blog. Anyways, just 2 more posts. I'll do another random topic post sort of thing.
Random topic post part 1
You remember Captain Obvious? I've found that there is also one other superhero that goes with Captain Obvious. That would be Captain Understatement. Quotes from Captain Understatement (Because they are just so awesome):
Because this is Random Topic Post Part 2. Obviously.
Anyways, I'm blank. I'm going to think about this. In the meantime, I'll search for other people on Uncyclopedia. Because it's that awesome.
*searching*
CAPTAIN SARCASM. No, I don't think it's me. Shh...don't tell anyone this, but I'm his sidekick.
NO....REALLY?
Anyways, here's the first few lines in his article.
More quotes from him (also from Uncyclopedia)
No...of course it isn't. Just because the first few lines of is article mentions Uncyclopedia, doesn't mean that these quotes are from Uncyclopedia, too, right?
Not random topic post 3....
Because this is random topic post 3.
This is getting somewhat cliché.
~ Captain Obvious
No...it's not cliché at all...
~ Captain Sarcasm
Anyways, what's topic number three?
The Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"
Well, they're the 4 people (3 mentioned before) that are somewhat annoying. Oh, sorry, that was Captain Understatement. Anyways, the four people are Captain Obvious, Captain Understatement, Captain Sarcasm, and Captain Oblivious.
Well, I suppose I'm done. Good night.
(June 7) Well, that was definitely a really long break. I feel all rested up and ready to blog. Anyways, just 2 more posts. I'll do another random topic post sort of thing.
Random topic post part 1
You remember Captain Obvious? I've found that there is also one other superhero that goes with Captain Obvious. That would be Captain Understatement. Quotes from Captain Understatement (Because they are just so awesome):
“Chuck Norris jokes have been used to the point that I would agree with minor assertion that they're beginning to lose some of their humor.”
“I have a slight habit of occasionally understating certain matters.”
“I've heard that velociraptors can be somewhat dangerous. ”
“He doesn't quite live up to his reputation.”
“I assume, from what records show, that he was not the kindest of gentlemen.”
“This page might be pushing the envelope for the number of quotes suitable for an Uncyclopedia article”
“It was a bit loud.”
“Twilight was absolutely terrible and Avatar was excellent!”
“That took a while”Not Random Topic Post Part 2...
Because this is Random Topic Post Part 2. Obviously.
Anyways, I'm blank. I'm going to think about this. In the meantime, I'll search for other people on Uncyclopedia. Because it's that awesome.
*searching*
CAPTAIN SARCASM. No, I don't think it's me. Shh...don't tell anyone this, but I'm his sidekick.
NO....REALLY?
Anyways, here's the first few lines in his article.
- If you were looking for Captain Obvious, you really know your way around Uncyclopedia.
- If you were looking for real information well done! You've found it!!.
Of all the superheroes out there, Captain Sarcasm may just be the most sarcastic.
“No, really?”
More quotes from him (also from Uncyclopedia)
No...of course it isn't. Just because the first few lines of is article mentions Uncyclopedia, doesn't mean that these quotes are from Uncyclopedia, too, right?
“With such wonderful people like you hard at work, it's a wonder we haven't invented a better mousetrap or something that will benefit all humanity, by now. ”
“This article is so not ripping off the Captain Obvious article.”
“Yeah, I really get along with these people.”
“No, this guy is actually pretty profound...”
Oh, here's a little Captain Understatement to go with him.
“I think he's a little sarcastic.”
Don't forget Captain Obvious.
“He's called Captain Sarcasm because he's always so sarcastic!”
“No! How the hell did you know that?!?! You're a freakin' genius!”
“Drop and give me 20”
“Yeah, that quote made a LOT of sense.”How interesting. Moving on?
Not random topic post 3....
Because this is random topic post 3.
This is getting somewhat cliché.
~ Captain Obvious
No...it's not cliché at all...
~ Captain Sarcasm
Anyways, what's topic number three?
The Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"
Well, they're the 4 people (3 mentioned before) that are somewhat annoying. Oh, sorry, that was Captain Understatement. Anyways, the four people are Captain Obvious, Captain Understatement, Captain Sarcasm, and Captain Oblivious.
“Yeah, we really have horses.”
“I am Captain Obvious. He is Captain Sarcasm, he is Captain Oblivious, and he is Captain Understatement, and we make us the Four Horsemen of "Agh, No, Make Them Stop Talking"!”
“I don't really do much in the group.”
“No! You're so important! We can't do anything without you!”
“Wait, what? Hmm? ”
Well, I suppose I'm done. Good night.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Weekly Recommendation: Week 11
Translator guy: Bonjour. Je m'appelle Oscar...
Me: Oh, no. Not again...
*sigh*
Translator guy, please get out.
Translator guy: Mais je suis ici pour traduire-
Me: Yes, I know that...but I don't think people want to read this in French....
Translator guy: Vous detestez la français?
Me: No, they don't hate it, they just have enough of it at school, and I'm trying to give lyrics, and they'll probably have no idea what it is in French...
Translator guy: Hmph! Au revior!
Ok, now that that's handled...AGAIN...let's get on to the recommendation!
Hm...I'm listening to the longest song I've ever heard of, which is Siberian Breaks-MGMT at 12 minutes 10 seconds. It's kinda weird, and I already did a recommendation of MGMT, so I'll try something else....okay, let me think about this.
So, after 10 minutes of thinking (yes, I looked at the clock), I've chosen Aqualung. Cool name eh? Anyways, here's the song.
Me: Oh, no. Not again...
*sigh*
Translator guy, please get out.
Translator guy: Mais je suis ici pour traduire-
Me: Yes, I know that...but I don't think people want to read this in French....
Translator guy: Vous detestez la français?
Me: No, they don't hate it, they just have enough of it at school, and I'm trying to give lyrics, and they'll probably have no idea what it is in French...
Translator guy: Hmph! Au revior!
Ok, now that that's handled...AGAIN...let's get on to the recommendation!
Hm...I'm listening to the longest song I've ever heard of, which is Siberian Breaks-MGMT at 12 minutes 10 seconds. It's kinda weird, and I already did a recommendation of MGMT, so I'll try something else....okay, let me think about this.
So, after 10 minutes of thinking (yes, I looked at the clock), I've chosen Aqualung. Cool name eh? Anyways, here's the song.
Strange and Beautiful
I've been watching your world from afar
I've been trying to be where you are
And I've been secretly falling apart
Unseen
To me, you're strange and you're beautiful
You'd be so perfect with me
But you just can't see
You turn every head but you don't see me
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep when I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me
Yeah
Yeah
Sometimes the last thing you want comes in first
Sometimes the first thing you want never comes
But I know that waiting is all you can do
Sometimes
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep, I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep when I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Do you want a link? You probably do. Here: Strange and Beautiful-Aqualung
I've been trying to be where you are
And I've been secretly falling apart
Unseen
To me, you're strange and you're beautiful
You'd be so perfect with me
But you just can't see
You turn every head but you don't see me
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep when I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me
Yeah
Yeah
Sometimes the last thing you want comes in first
Sometimes the first thing you want never comes
But I know that waiting is all you can do
Sometimes
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep, I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me
I'll put a spell on you
You'll fall asleep when I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Do you want a link? You probably do. Here: Strange and Beautiful-Aqualung
Well, that was interesting. I'm bored again. Just a few weeks until summer. Then, it'll be more boring. There's never anything to do on weekends, and there won't be anything to do in the summer. Okay, I guess I'm done. Bye!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Awesome camps we have, eh?
Did you see what I did there with the title? I'm Canadian. That's awesome. Anyways, onto the post.
So, one day, I was at camp (Yes, it was Scouts...STOP LAUGHING...that is, if you are laughing...ahem, Tracy...*cough cough*), minding my own business, when suddenly, events popped up at the camp. WE HAD TO DO THESE EVENTS! Well, partly because it was a challenge camp. I think our group was probably dead last. Our first event was fire building. The objective was to build this pile of wood up to 1 foot high so you can burn this piece of string. There was some bad news and no good news. OK, what kind of news do you want to hear first? Bad news number 1, or bad news number 2? To go in numeric and chronological (big and not understandable words, as you see) order, I will start with bad news number 1. OK, bad news number one is, we didn't get the fire to burn the string. We had a great fire, but it didn't burn the string. Bad news number 2, we don't get points for the awesome pile of wood we had built. IT LOOKED LIKE THE OLYMPIC TORCH! Well, anyways, we had failed that. Nothing was as interesting as that until dinner. Judgment time of our dinner. UH OH. We had these chicken wings, lettuce, and, for our grain, a slice of toast. Interesting. Well, they judged on nutrition value and presentation. We get a max of 6 marks for nutrition value, and 4 for presentation. Well, we had a pretty fail presentation, and got a 2 for that. We got 3 for nutrition value, but our chicken wings weren't like really fried, but pretty oily, so I guess we kinda deserved that. At least they said it tasted good. Well, we were probably dead last for that, while some groups got like, 9 for some chocolate banana crepe. I have no idea why they make that sort of thing at camp. It's camp, not a 5 star restaurant. Well, people are looking into that, because it was pretty unfair. Well, next was campfire. We had to have a cheer, a song, and a skit and the people would randomly choose one that we had to do. Well, we decided to make up the skit and song, and our cheer would be the wave. Pretty awesome. Well, here's the song that I made up on the spot. It goes to the tune of Bingo (It might not fit too well. I told you, it was made up on the spot).
So, one day, I was at camp (Yes, it was Scouts...STOP LAUGHING...that is, if you are laughing...ahem, Tracy...*cough cough*), minding my own business, when suddenly, events popped up at the camp. WE HAD TO DO THESE EVENTS! Well, partly because it was a challenge camp. I think our group was probably dead last. Our first event was fire building. The objective was to build this pile of wood up to 1 foot high so you can burn this piece of string. There was some bad news and no good news. OK, what kind of news do you want to hear first? Bad news number 1, or bad news number 2? To go in numeric and chronological (big and not understandable words, as you see) order, I will start with bad news number 1. OK, bad news number one is, we didn't get the fire to burn the string. We had a great fire, but it didn't burn the string. Bad news number 2, we don't get points for the awesome pile of wood we had built. IT LOOKED LIKE THE OLYMPIC TORCH! Well, anyways, we had failed that. Nothing was as interesting as that until dinner. Judgment time of our dinner. UH OH. We had these chicken wings, lettuce, and, for our grain, a slice of toast. Interesting. Well, they judged on nutrition value and presentation. We get a max of 6 marks for nutrition value, and 4 for presentation. Well, we had a pretty fail presentation, and got a 2 for that. We got 3 for nutrition value, but our chicken wings weren't like really fried, but pretty oily, so I guess we kinda deserved that. At least they said it tasted good. Well, we were probably dead last for that, while some groups got like, 9 for some chocolate banana crepe. I have no idea why they make that sort of thing at camp. It's camp, not a 5 star restaurant. Well, people are looking into that, because it was pretty unfair. Well, next was campfire. We had to have a cheer, a song, and a skit and the people would randomly choose one that we had to do. Well, we decided to make up the skit and song, and our cheer would be the wave. Pretty awesome. Well, here's the song that I made up on the spot. It goes to the tune of Bingo (It might not fit too well. I told you, it was made up on the spot).
There....was a group that failed at everything,
At this challenge ca-amp.
That was u-u-us,
That was u-u-us,
That was u-u-us.
Yes, we fail at everything.
So....we had tried to make some knots,
They had really su-ucked.
They had su-u-ucked,
They had su-u-ucked,
They had su-u-ucked.
Yes our knots ha-ad sucked.
Then we tried to make dinner,
That had really su-ucked.
It had su-u-ucked,
It had su-u-ucked,
It had su-u-ucked.
Yes, our dinner had sucked.
I guess this is the end of our song,
Because it's d-one.
Thank you very much,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very much.
For listening to this fail.
Pretty awesome song, right? Well, at the campfire, we were chosen. We had to do a skit. The problem is, we didn't have time to do the skit. So, I stepped up for our group. I improvised the song, so why not this? So, I called myself Narrator, and I decided to try to name our group. I asked them for their names. We had 4 other people in my group. The first person named himself Character. The second person said I don't know, so I said that that was his name. The third person just shrugged, so I called him Shrugs. The last person said I don't really know either, so I named him that. Then I asked them why they were called those names. The first person said he was called Character because he was a character, and I asked him how long he's been a character, and he said 2 or 3 months. I asked the next person the same thing, and his response was "I don't know." Well, it's pretty obvious now. I asked the third person why he was called Shrugs, and he shrugged. Also pretty obvious. Finally, I asked the last person why he was called I Don't Really Know Either. He said "I don't really know either." Then I said "Well, I've concluded that these people have really stupid names." Glad we got through that. Phew! Well, that's mostly the main events. Oh, did I mention that at the camp, it was cloudy for the whole time, and it was raining and snowing. When the camp was over. The sun finally decided to show its face. Isn't that nice? Well, that's all. Bye!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
.jpg)
